Category: ex-wife
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Sex and Death 101
These shots are from the movie Sex and Death 101. She eventually gets this guy to come along with her because she asks, “Are you gay? Are you impotent?” and, of course, that reminded me of a funny story. Someone tried to get me to go along with her by asking me if I was…
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All I wanted today.
All I wanted today was to write this one thing: http://abighairyspider.blogspot.com/2012/03/state-of-union-address-2012.html Because I wanted to explain to my baby mama what my status is now before she even asks. I know what she wants to know. She was asking the same questions about the same time I think she decided that I was no longer…
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$1 Million Offer to #1
Hey, Little Red, I’ll pay you $1 million to get to see our babies from time to time. I hope an IOU is sufficient. I’m good for it. By the way, they are BEAUTIFUL. I love them, I love them, I love them. I love you, too. Not like when we were in love, but…
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Hey Little Red
Hey Little Red, I sincerely apologize. I was wrong about so many things. I behaved badly. At times, I was mean. I know I scared you. I know if I had done more to cooperate with you that both of our lives would have been better. I hear that you, your DH, and the kids…
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Making Myself at Home
This is the ridiculously old, and inefficient, no doubt, thermostat in my apartment. I set in on 80 and end up being cold. Trust me, I’m not comfortable at 80 degrees. I generate too much heat to sit around in 80 degrees. What I do to take care of my brain has some wild side…
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Becoming a Porn Star: Step 1
If you think you have to be like 22 years old to be a porn star, think again!! The first step is getting over your inhibitions. Make a bunch of silly poses in the mirror and write funny captions! Invite people to click here and see them in sequence!! You are on your way to…
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God is so great; I have a new plan.
I love my babies. Some of the images in this montagewere sourced from http://graphicchick.com I was up early this morning, about 1:30am. I worked and played until about 3:30 and then went back to sleep. I had a dream. In the dream, I was living with #3 and riding a motorcycle and when I got…
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Turkey Bagel by #1
Okay, this beautiful turkey bagel, sporting the aforementioned turkey, a little baby swiss, a little cream cheese, and wasabi horseradish, is nothing like the turkey bagels #1 makes, but it got me thinking. I’ve said many times that I still love #1 — not in the romantic way, but in the personal, she’s really pretty…
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I Plead The First
My favorite Amendment to the United States Constitution is the First. Way back in December, like on the 21st, Tulsa District Court Judge Mark Barcus: COURT ORDERS THAT DEFENDANT NOT TO USE PLAINTIFF OR CHILDREN’S NAMES ON ANY INTERNET POSTINGS. Here is the case on the Oklahoma State Courts Network. Here my blog about that…
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Venting To You About You
I’ve made all sorts of excuses for you in my head and to other people. I’ve posited that you really are afraid of me and that you think you’re protecting our children by going through all of this. I’ve also thought that perhaps you’re just a law-and-order person and will follow anything to the end,…