Category: jessica alba
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Awake Again
You might remember this woman, Jessica Alba, from my post, Girl Crazy, in which I say that I’m sure she was genetically engineered. The only reason she’s posted here again is that I ran across this picture when I searched for “awake” on Google. Apparently she was in a horror film about being awake. This…
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Girl Crazy
Three months ago, when I became homeless again, I went extremely girl crazy. I can’t explain it. If this doesn’t let up by Spring, I’m likely to go completely insane and get involved with one of these people. Oh, don’t let their beauty fool you, women are actual people. So, in order to express my…