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Super jazzed, I started typing. Thrilled by the last sentence, I decided to write another — this is that sentence. Before I write the fourth sentence, let me finish the third.

See Radio Free Albemuth.

I guess I’ll hang on to ClickyTwisty.com. The real question might be whether I have any moral authority over the name at all.

Experience the current state of my DIY-advertising playlist.

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See also: Jesus, I sat on my balls.

http://lehtoslaw.com/ Steve Lehto has been practicing Lemon Law and Consumer Protection for 30 years. He has handled cases for thousands of consumers. He wrote the Lemon Law Bible and taught at the University of Detroit-Mercy School of Law for ten years. He is a frequent lecturer on Consumer Law and has been quoted by or appeared on…

I’m hoping to become the official YouTube person for Watering Hole Saloon.

Alan Watts is one of my favorites.

Welcome to this special edition of Joe Streams Stuff Live Instead of Just Doing Stuff with Joe, I’m Joe. Earlier I thought I should begin writing again. Every time I being to form a plan to write something, a plan that includes some of the following (why, what, and when, maybe a how). It’s the…

I’m gonna be a little late tonight, Mensa.

18 years!!! I love you very mucho.

I’ll just point out that I learned this morning that Kesha exists. Also: – The first thing she does in the video is lie to the audience, saying that they should press record on their phones or cameras because she will be performing something they can’t get elsewhere… in an MTV produced video… which is…

Yay, Joshua!

Tonight was literally the best night of my life. Wow. In other news, I thought of the next big thing!

Have you ever been looking for your razor, and found two razors and then wondered which is the new razor and then thought that if you can’t tell which is the new razor then possibly it doesn’t matter? And then, did you think, why do I have two razors? And, why don’t I throw one…

Everything is improving.

This is the Facebook login box presented by Spotify for “Connect with Facebook” menu option on Windows 7. This might be a secure Facebook login using OAUTH and SSL and it might not be. Here is what’s wrong: No browser bar – cannot confirm which (or IF) that is one of my browsers presenting the…

Hear your voice on My Activity  Find and see your search history, browsing history, and other activity that’s saved to your Google Account https://myactivity.google.com/myactivity?restrict=vaa Hear my voice here Birkeland current – Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birkeland_current A Birkeland current is a set of currents that flow along geomagnetic field lines connecting the Earth’s magnetosphere to the Earth’s high latitude ionosphere.…

Joe Winett Apr 30 Remember Silence Hello Darkness, my old friendThese words we studied before the endA shooting star, I said, of meYou yelled, “Riboflavin!”,       and said I’d see,    To be with you like me,  Don’t say, pus. Riboflavin fondly. #riboflavin

I want to know if you intentionally misspelled interested.

You can listen to DAVID BYRNE PRESENTS: ONE YEAR LATER at http://davidbyrne.com/radio/david-byrne-presents-one-year-later One Year Later  The presidential election in the U.S. was a year ago. These are some of the pop songs I’ve been listening to in recent months as this strange anniversary approaches. These are artists who for the most part are working in…

I deleted this blog as a sort of self-punishment, a suicide I could actually complete, a last flex of my muscle of ultimate control.  I then looked at the upsides of not having this crap on the globular clusterweb: (1) If I try to get a job, I can manage what they know about me…

This product is not to be confused with Vigoris Technologies, Inc. — a company I used to run, poorly. Vigoris Tratamiento de disfunción eréctil 1 tableta (20 mg) previo a la actividad sexual, independientemente de las comidas. Puede iniciar la actividad sexual media hora después de haber tomado la tableta y hasta 36 horas después.…

The official video for Hot Chip’s “Look At Where We Are” taken from the album In Our Heads, out now. From the deep silence of my mindIs something I’m trying to findWhen it speaks you know you will hear my nameNot so complex in designBut harder to mindAs I step, in vainWon’t you come down…

This applies to me more than you will ever know. ONE OF YOU KNOWS, and you’re just the perfect one for me. He says he’s singing about a woman, but he’s really singing about God, IMHO.  The woman was talking to him in a dream, and she said: “Get better.”   Music video by Bleachers…

1986 studio single by Run-D.M.C. Queens, New York One day when I was chillin’ in Kentucky Fried Chicken Just mindin’ my business, eatin’ food and finger lickin’ This dude walked in lookin’ strange and kind of funny Went up to a’front with a menu and his money He didn’t walk straight, kind of side-to-side He asked…

“Crazy Eyes” Image from Orange is the New Black, an original Netflix series.

It was going to be huge.  Now you’ll have to finish it.  https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B5e1J3k0ES4WektfeVVueEt5bFU https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B5e1J3k0ES4WZnFuUEZSRVRKeGM

Left to right: My daughter, her sister, another girl, my son. Obviously, I love my kids.   I’ve enjoyed the love we practiced together when I was with them.  I also enjoy the love that comes from them just being my children (a chemical bond, or something). I am so thankful for “Jordan’s” internet postings.…

In other news, Man Tries to Kill a Spider and Ends Up Burning His House Down. Just, really, chill, dudes.  They’re spiders, not Terminators. http://time.com/2991835/man-tries-to-kill-a-spider-and-ends-up-burning-his-house-down/

The Future of Quantum Computing Could Depend on This Tricky Qubit http://www.wired.com/2014/05/quantum-computing-topological-qubit Wow, what an awesome guy.  I hope he works this out.  I mean him.  I want it to be him.

I love you, Jordyn. I love you, Joshua.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astronomy/2014/05/27/not_all_men_how_discussing_women_s_issues_gets_derailed.html On Friday, May 23, 2014, a man killed six people (and possibly himself). The manifesto he left behind stated he did it because women wouldn’t sleep with him. http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astronomy/2014/05/27/not_all_men_how_discussing_women_s_issues_gets_derailed.html

I met David on Uncle Dave’s High Octane BBS in the 80’s – Recently, he had been a great help to me, although I never thanked him… His being him will continue to help me be me. Fr@ck. Dave was The Central Scrutinizer: https://the-universe-is-between-your-ears.blogspot.com/2009/11/the-central-scrutinizer.html This is David McFadden:

The Law of Attraction advises to keep our minds on what we appreciate and what we want because the Universe tries to provide what’s in our thoughts. Regardless of the mechanism, whether Universal Spirit, or just psychology, I know for a fact that spending too much time thinking about a bad outcome makes that outcome…

This morning, primary election day, me holding the sign for Lani Habrock. 3:49pm update:  FOR STATE REPRESENTATIVE DISTRICT 27 Republican 0 of 17 Precincts Completely Reporting ABSENTEEMAIL EARLYVOTING ELECTIONDAY TOTAL LANI HABROCK 0 0 0 0 0.0% JOSH COCKROFT 0 0 0 0 0.0% Total 0 0 0 0

I just made the mistake of updating one of my customer’s WordPress themes, ignoring the warning that doing so would nuke any of the customizations I had made for her. Before installing Rackspace Cloud’s backup service, I was using whole server images to backup that server.  My options would have been: (1) Try to do…

Courtney and her babies are friends of mine and of my babies. Courtney and I graduated from high school together.

I only watched two minutes and forty-five seconds of this film.  Seems accurate enough for me. ** I did watch the rest: I liked the guy saying at the end that it was important for him not to look at life as something that was “blown.”  I don’t like that people use the phrase “you’ll…

You know what, I have no idea when I lost my virginity. I’m sure about the year of my life, aren’t it? I thought I didn’t have a driver’s license.  No, I’m confident that I did not have a driver’s license, but that doesn’t add up to the year I know, or thought I knew,…

So yeh. WordPress again. I’m as excited as you are.

You witness the shutdown from bedroom mode to office mode in this video. Oh, and the timeless wisdom of Alan Watts.

This is not Joe Winett’s arm. Why do I have to be Mister Fact Checker when I’m dreaming? I wake up a lot.  I rarely sleep more than two hours without waking up — usually it’s about an hour and ten minutes.  I think it might have something to do with figuring out that what’s…

This was my 26th birthday. Kids, that thing on my waist is a “pager.”  Here’s how it worked: If someone wanted you to call them, they called a number and, after a beep, they typed in their phone number, and that phone number would appear with a beep on the “pager,” or “beeper.” When your…

“His Father’s anger exploded from somewhere else, from outside of the house, from beyond their lives.  It was cosmic and terrible.  Suddenly there were not things, there was not light, there was only rage.  Adam couldn’t see anything; he could only feel the heat.” Read Adam Woke Up.

So, Amazon is telling me that they sent money to people, but I’m not one of them, and that they have credited my previous balance of $0 to my account for a future payment. This is what happens when you let computer programs send email.

Sometimes you just have to break a few rules. 🙂 In senior year, English class, Ky Vargas and I suddenly jumped up and shot our senior English teacher with toy guns that threw out little frisbees and said together, “Score.  Direct hit.” We really thought it would be funny. (seriously — I don’t remember why,…

Let’s have lunch. UPDATE JULY 19, 2014:  Naw, just forget it.  🙂

She’s vicious and, imagine that, she’s a redhead. Stephanie Leonidas as Irisa Nyira on Defiance (TV series) – An Irathient warrior who is Nolan’s adopted daughter and Deputy Lawkeeper. The Irathients are all vicious, all redheads, and the only redheads on the show.