Category: vivian
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Sex and Death 101
These shots are from the movie Sex and Death 101. She eventually gets this guy to come along with her because she asks, “Are you gay? Are you impotent?” and, of course, that reminded me of a funny story. Someone tried to get me to go along with her by asking me if I was…
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Mao and Me (I love Steam Rice!)
Mao And Me is a children’s book by Chen Jiang Hong On Tuesdays and Thursdays, I have the honor of taking my friend to English class. She’s moved here from China and is trying her best to learn English. I’ve always heard how hard it is to learn English as a second language because of…
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Making Myself at Home
This is the ridiculously old, and inefficient, no doubt, thermostat in my apartment. I set in on 80 and end up being cold. Trust me, I’m not comfortable at 80 degrees. I generate too much heat to sit around in 80 degrees. What I do to take care of my brain has some wild side…
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Guess What, Chicken Butt – Joe has a Girlfriend
My girlfriend is better than your girlfriend. I’ve never met your girlfriend, but with all due respect… my girlfriend, she is better. If you’re a girl, then my girlfriend is better than you. You don’t suck, but you’re not my girlfriend. (I’m sure I’m missing a potential joke, but I’m just so distracted thinking about…
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Consideration of the Words
Several months ago a young woman caught my eye, grabbed my attention, and started running through my mind. I was so excited, I wrote about it. I’m constantly evaluating and reviewing everything I think and I feel and why I thought it or felt it. And, I eventually review everything on a keyboard. This woman…