Category: WEEKEND0

Audio is much easier than this typing.  But I love typing. Typing gives you the opportunity to hone and craft and whittle and make everything just way you want it to be. Then I decided that I just liked the look of the font on the screen. The words were important but I just saw…

How may I sell to you today? How may I best sell to you today? In what way can I get you to drive your sexy little self out of here in that car? Walk this way. That sexy little car sure is going to look good on your shirt. And, on your cap. For…

I know it’s time to stop when I cannot spell religion. I know it’s time to stop when I cannot spell religion. Every time the message was passed on, people took a bit for themselves. Take a little and pass it on down. Commandments are a GREAT IDEA.  They’re SOLID LIKE THE ROCKET ROCKETERCHARACTER

Just so you know, I’m now writing this to Sir Paul who will personally read these words, so am I humbled. My meat is just like a school boy, praying for some Paul to drip into my face. I intentionally made that gay for your convenience. Get over, or out of, yourself, whatever, step aside.…

I’ve been thinking about rap music for a long time.  My Darling Nikki loves rap music because she took care of a little man that was taking care of his little brothers and sisters while their young mother was in trouble or something or other…. There was, and I hope still is, Grandma, God bless…

** Don’t click below because you’ll go blind because that lady told someone who heard that **** Watch who you’re talking to Mister, you will go blind talking to that old fool **** and yes, I can do this on stage, but I’m only going to do it once and I don’t plan on being…

** STOP CLICKING DOWN THERE OR YOU’LL GO BLIND ** ** DON’T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU THINK ** ** OR BELIEVE EVERYTHING, YOUR CALL ** Joe Winett about an hour ago near Shawnee Update, Lip Split 2011: Still not healed, just three short months after the incident (laughter) on or about Christmas Eve. Although, happily, new incidents of…

Important penis safety tip: Do not search Google for the terms Think and Meat. In the movie, Bull Durham, Crash Davis tells the younger pitcher, whom he calls Meat, “You just got lesson number one: don’t think; it can only hurt the ball club.” You might think all the breathing through the eyelids and talk…

No, I’m not going to put a picture of me running for President this year.  In fact, this is the first presidential election since Election 2008 that I have not run for POTUS. The State of the Union is good today. Actually, the state is always good.  I try to buck against boredom and hate…

The plan in 2004 (or was it 2003?) was to pull off something so gigantic that it couldn’t possibly have been pulled off by one person, a crazy person, and therefore would prove the influence of imaginary friends.  Because crazy people do not get that lucky in that way.  Imaginary influences must have been the…

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Last night, I attempted to purchase $4.25 + tax of popsicles using the debit method of my debit card and was denied. Then I attempted the same purchase using the credit method of my debit card and was denied. So, I walked the frozen confections back to their holding tank and launched an investigation into why…

Maybe I can’t sleep because you’re a bitch? I can’t imagine me actually sleeping today because I’m worried about how I’m going to explain to you that this is an experiment with a search engine to somehow relate this all in my head against the merits or weights of the name of the image file…

I’ve done a lot of thinking, learning, and choosing of this: I don’t want to be your bitch. I don’t want to be famous.  I cannot choose not to be famous, but you can choose not to help make me famous. If you’re famous, a person of much influence over people you don’t personally know,…

Wow, what a weekend. These blog entries were added (whatever, look backwards – I don’t care right now). This is adore you: 1. I don’t want to make one fricken $ off what I do now or forever.  I work for my bacon. 2. I don’t want my face on something.  I don’t want my…