Girl Crazy

Jennifer Aniston

If you don’t know who this is, then eat more broccoli.

As you may know, I like Jennifer Aniston. And it because of more than her looks. She’s just cute.

Jessica Alba

I’m sure this woman was genetically engineered, but that doesn’t scare me much. She’s better than genetically engineered broccoli.

Aishwarya Rai

I have no idea who this is, but isn’t she pretty? Remember when your dad asked you, “If so and so told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?” Yes, if so and so was her.

Thanks to @aislingkennan for telling me this woman is a famous Bollywood actress!

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This photograph was taken by Igor Babenko and is part of a collection of pictures of pretty women up at http://www.pixdaus.com.

I’m guessing she was born behind the iron curtain. Freedom!!!

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This is an image from the same page on http://www.pixdaus.com.

Come on! Nerdy women are very attractive. I’m not a huge boob guy, but I like the shirt.

Natasha Kaplinsky

Natasha is a news presenter on the BBC. Yes, she looks a little like an English grammar teacher, but I’m not going to count that against her.

Isn’t conflict in the Middle East looking more interesting already?

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I found this one on Abagond’s Blog where he discusses how much he likes the looks of black women. He focuses on the eyes.

I fancy myself an artist and I like colors. Yes, darker women have more color in their skin, but they can also make any other color look better. Notice the eye makeup.

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This is another woman listed on Abagond’s Blog.

I’m not really getting the peanut butter thing. I don’t associate food and sex at all. That’s just me, but if she wants to eat peanut butter while smothering me with a pillow, that’s cool.

Kitten

I’m a man, dammit, but I love kittens. No, not sexually. Get real.

Hair/Metal Band Guy

This guy doesn’t turn me on either, but I ran across this picture and thought he deserved a mention for effort.

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This image is from a blog, Dave and Thomas Funny Photos and Free Wallpapers. They have a collection called “Hot Asian Women.” Many of them are hot, indeed, but I’ve noticed when looking for pictures of Asian women, frequently one runs across disturbing things such as trying to depict the women as being very young or perhaps standing over toilets. Why is this woman on the counter?

Fail

See? I wasn’t kidding. What is up here? There’s just nothing at all sexy about a toilet. Why is this toilet on the roof?

Ayaka Komatsu

Now isn’t this better?

You know, every father wants his daughter to be so sexy that any man will do what she tells him to do, but also doesn’t want any man to see her all sexy, and then he just wants her to be six again and draw with crayons. But, this picture is better than seeing your daughter standing half naked over a toilet.

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This is from a site that talks about Indian wedding sarees.

Green looks good on her, don’t you think?

Sivan Krispin

This image comes from a site called http://www.HotJewishGirls.com which is run by Fat Jewish Guy.

He has a funny subtitle on the site: Shiksas Are For Practice. These Girls Are Forever!

I have to admit I’m curious about Jewish women. My father is Jewish (so I’m sort of half-Jewish) and the only Jewish females I’ve ever spent time with are my half-Jewish cousins.

Rachel Welch

This is a 1966 poster for One Million Years B.C.

Ms. Welch is the only celebrity I’ve seen in person, in public. She was having drinks with friends in a live music bar in Westwood, CA, in summer of 1988. I was there. She looked very fine then. We didn’t bother her.

Rebecca De Mornay

This is Rebecca as Lana in Risky Business. I don’t know and I don’t care who else was in that movie. If someone got famous, then it was because De Mornay is sexier than a Porche.

I really don’t give a flip about Scientology, either. Xenu be with you… whatever. Don’t suck my brain out!

Diane Chambers

This is Shelly Long as Diane Chambers.

‘Nuff said.

Oh, I do want to include a Sam quote, “Babes on waves.”

Raquel Reed

This is from a hair style site, my new hair.

I love fake blue hair (I like all the fake colors, but blue is my favorite). Of course, when you’re looking for blue hair, you find a bunch of pictures of emo teens. There doesn’t appear to be an emo adult.

Miss Reed here appears to be an adult and she scares me a little. It’s a turn on.