Hey, Little Red, I’ll pay you $1 million to get to see our babies from time to time.
I hope an IOU is sufficient.
I’m good for it.
By the way, they are BEAUTIFUL. I love them, I love them, I love them.
I love you, too. Not like when we were in love, but a more mature, caring sort of love. I no longer depend on you for my sense of well being, and that is a good thing for us both.
Thanks for taking care of the kids. I know you’re a great mom. I am sure your DH is a great dad. My father tells me the kids are doing very well.
Have a nice day.
I’d like to apologize to Lady Gaga for calling her Lady Blah Blah and saying that she’s like Madonna except without the class. It would be nice if she would use her considerable talent to convey a positive message, but that’s really none of my business. You know, a star is a gigantic nuclear furnace — all heat, and no information.
** This offer was withdrawn on January 21, 2011. 🙂
** This offer was withdrawn on January 21, 2011. 🙂
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