I’m Missing Something

Kids, I love you.

You need to know that in my early twenties my appendix was surgically removed.

Just before they removed my appendix, a doctor poked it with his index finger, causing me to experience a sharp, searing pain.  The pain was so sudden and so strong that, for just a moment, I was distracted from the horror of having that dude’s finger in my ass.


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