Fuck Off

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No, I’m not going to shut up about it.  If you don’t like it, don’t read it (i.e., fuck off).

Georgia is definitely my favorite web font.

This blog doesn’t use Georgia right now, and I could fix that, but the only project I really want to work on is killing myself.  Oh, I’ll never actually do it and that just pisses me off (i.e., fuck off).

Accomplishing death would involve doing a whole bunch of things I just don’t do.  I’d have to be out of my mind drunk, which is about impossible for me, and if I could get out of my mind then I’d forget all about the project anyway.

I might possibly be able to kill myself by accident.  I’m not talking about engaging in some really dangerous activities (I don’t do that), I’m talking about hiding poison in the second backup toothpaste tube, but DAMMIT, I just can’t have poison toothpaste hanging around the house in case someone I actually care about (which is about everyone) uses it.

So, I can’t booby-trap myself to death.

This whole thing is so stupid, I want to kill myself just to shut myself up (i.e., fuck off).


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