All I wanted today.

All I wanted today was to write this one thing:

http://abighairyspider.blogspot.com/2012/03/state-of-union-address-2012.html

Because I wanted to explain to my baby mama what my status is now before she even asks.

I know what she wants to know.

She was asking the same questions about the same time I think she decided that I was no longer a good impactor to be flying around Uranus.

That’s a joke personally written for her by me, Joe Winett.  The kid.  The meat.  The boy who did everything within his power to make the universe move the mountains closer to my bed.

It was all real and it was me, Joe Winett.  No mumbo jumbo.

You reacted when the mumbo jumbo started.

I was really angry about the situation because I love you.  And I love our babies.  And I wanted that,  But I pledged to do this.  I solemnly pledged to do this.

I love you and I love them and it makes no difference whether I’m there or not or ever will be again.

It took years and years and years of training for me to figure that out.

I know Kung Fu and I love you, long time.

And, I’ll never be there again as I was then.

This I solemnly swear.