Here’s What I Learned Tonight

In a bar of 100 people, I’m definitely the alpha male.
I’m so alpha, in fact, that when one dude out of a group of three or four starts to talk to me, the relationship is shut down by the group leader when he notices.
I’m so alpha that women half my age will walk over and ask for a cigarette in order to strike up a conversation.

Now, however, I’m intriguing, but not a catch for a 22 year old. She’s more interested in someone her own age, which is how it should be. I love babies, but am obviously not in the family way.

The dude thing was really weird though. Their leaders find out I’m a computer programmer and suddenly we’re not friendly.

Whatever.

I’ll leave the women for you because that’s just how awesome I am. I’m pretty sure this is all here for me, but you’re welcome to swim in my pond.

haha

But, seriously, all this alpha isn’t helping. I feel like more of a waste of space… wasted potential. And lonely.

But, now I’m preparing for 48 hours alone in my cave. I have the obligatory potato chips and beer.

I’m a little sad that the guys in the bar were intimidated by me. Perhaps I should move to a larger city.

It’s funny that not having male friends is really more of a problem than not having female ones. I’ve enjoyed these last few weeks hanging out in bars with guys, but I don’t understand what the issue is… Yes, I’m a weirdo, and yes, I’m pretty sure money grows from trees, but I’m way more interested in the cool things you do for a living than I do. Crap, I yell at computers… and you build things people sleep in. You’re way cooler than I am… I just happen to make more money.

Here’s What I Learned Tonight

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