Broadcaster Sets Record During Annual Fund Raiser!!

http://www.tulsaworld.com/article.aspx/Broadcaster_sets_record_during_annual_fund_raiser/040518_Ne_A11_Broad

I got really wrapped up into talking on the radio.  I was planning to donate like $2500.  Then I got confused on how I was going to match others’ donations.  And then I thought I would just match them 3:1 up to the goal of $50,000.  And then I blurted out that I’d just donate $50,000.

No, I didn’t personally have $50,000.

But, it turned out, with all the money in my company’s bank account and all the money in my bank account (like $1200?) then I had $50,000.

But I didn’t because the $1200 check bounced when they got around to cashing it.

So, I drove down there with a $1140 check and a money order or something like that.

I was obviously off my rocker and it was suggested that I could get out of it by going into the hospital or just saying I was off my rocker, but I wasn’t about to back out of that pledge.

And I yelled at this person and that person about it.

And I ended up being banned from the building where my business sat.

And, well, glad that’s over.

And my mother died.

And I yelled at my wife for messages on her phone from a guy that she was trying to hide.  That was the first time I’ve ever looked into anyone else’s phone (and the last).

And I had a stand off with the police (AND WON).  That was the first time, but not the last time. I’ve always won.

[Well, that’s because I don’t get into a standoff with the police unless I can win.  Otherwise, I just go quietly.]

And my wife left me.

And I drove to North Dakota.

And I tried to kill myself.

And my cats died.

2004 and 2005 were just AWESOME!!


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