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| Her intentions could be sexual or predatory, so don’t fall asleep. |
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| Dumb ass, you fell asleep then she cut your strawberry out. |
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| She doesn’t know the first thing about disposing of a body. |
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| I’m going to steal your boyfriend!! (or whomever) |
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| She stole William Shatner!! |
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| Jolie!!!! |
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| Jennifer Aniston would never steal William Shatner. |
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| Jennifer wouldn’t even steal your signed William Shatner poster. |
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| For your own safety, don’t leave the toilet seat up. Don’t leave the toilet seat up and never, ever fall asleep. |
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