Category: homeless
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Life in the Homeless Shelter, Final Episode
Freedom! This is the sixth and final episode of my extremely popular sitcom, Life in the Homeless Shelter. This episode opens with the word Freedom because I agreed to move in with Dan. If the rental people accept our application, then we will be moving in to the apartment building across the street from the…
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Life in the Homeless Shelter, Part 5
This is the fifth installment of my wildly popular sitcom, Life in the Homeless Shelter! Yesterday had to be the best day at the homeless shelter, yet. Remember Tim hitting Tom in the leg with the broom handle? Last night Tim was escorted from the place by two police officers. Here’s what happened: Tim left…
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My First Encounter With Angels
In 2006 my girlfriend and I walked out of a Walmart and she was trying a bag of hot Cheetos and didn’t like them. I didn’t want them. She tried to give them to several people coming into the store. No one took them. She tried to give them to two employees outside and the…