Category: jennifer aniston
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A Dream, Miracles, and Messiahs
I went without good sleep for a couple of nights. Last night I did sleep, for a total of about 11 hours, in three shifts. Whenever I do that, the first shift has normal dreams. I had my first dream about Jennifer Aniston. Yes, we were together. This dream had a sexual component, which is…
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Jennifer Aniston’s Plane
I pulled some strings at Boeing and was able to get this image of Jennifer Aniston’s plane during it’s initial air worthiness checkout. Now I need to check with airport management here in Shawnee, Oklahoma to see if she can land her 747 here. If not, maybe she can borrow her accountant’s plane when she…
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I Propose to Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Aniston 10 W. Groomed Circle Whereverthehellshewants, Earth Dear Miss Aniston, I formerly propose that we meet an unspecified number of times to determine our compatibility, with an option to get engaged to be married at some unspecified date in some undisclosed location, possibly underwater. I’m not perfect, but I’m an interesting guy and a…
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I want to touch Jennifer Aniston
I am on a mission to touch Jennifer Aniston. I am going to document every step of my attempt. This is going to be a fun project. What am I talking about? Actual physical contact. I want a hug. No, I am not crazy (and I have the experience and expertise to know when I…
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JoeWantsJen – The Lost Episode.. The First Episode
Written for my never launched YouTube channel, JoeWantsJen. Welcome to episode one of JoeWantsJen. I’m Joseph Michael Winett and you’ve found the channel where all your questions about life, the universe, and everything will be answered. Oh, that’s a big promise, indeed, but rest assured, at the very least you will be subjected to a…
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Girl Crazy
Three months ago, when I became homeless again, I went extremely girl crazy. I can’t explain it. If this doesn’t let up by Spring, I’m likely to go completely insane and get involved with one of these people. Oh, don’t let their beauty fool you, women are actual people. So, in order to express my…
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JoeWantsJen
I decided to continue my mission to meet Jennifer Aniston. I like Jennifer Aniston and I’m not going to apologize for it. Ok, I guess I have to admit that I like the image Jennifer Aniston emits. To find out if I really like her, I need to meet her. I am going to Tweet…