** STOP CLICKING DOWN THERE OR YOU’LL GO BLIND **
** DON’T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU THINK **
** OR BELIEVE EVERYTHING, YOUR CALL **
about an hour ago near Shawnee
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Update, Lip Split 2011: Still not healed, just three short months after the incident (laughter) on or about Christmas Eve. Although, happily, new incidents of laughter do not cause lip split to bleed, anymore. I want to blame Carmex for the long time to heal, but I probably should blame the time and not the heel.
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Joe Winett Just because Blistex was in office when the lip split healed does not mean Blistex gets the blame. -
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Joe Winett You’d think I’m just typing random characters. I just open my mouth and cool ass words appear on Facebook. It’s like beans, but smells like magic.
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Joe Winett I’m still sort of sick. I walked to the mailbox. That helped. I didn’t smoke today, I know that helped.
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Joe Winett My head is sort of congested. I don’t really like to take stimulants unless I’m just dying, and I’m not dying… I’ll deal.
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Joe Winett There’s some menthol ointment out there, but I’m not sure I should be confusing signals right now because I smoked menthol smokes. I’m just going to deal. No association with cigs associating with feeling better. Not smoking makes me feel better. Yeh. Time, not smoking. I’m going back outside.
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Joe Winett I know people who just decided they weren’t going to smoke anymore and they stopped smoking. Hey, some of us TRAIN OURSELVES to smoke, so if it sounds like I’m using good ol’ animal training on myself, I AM.
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Joe Winett Whatever. If I was 10 years old and my mommy was here, she could tap her finger every time I reached for a smoking thing and I would eventually stop reaching (within ear reach of her tapping). But, this time, I guess I better train myself. I’m going outside. See you there.
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Joe Winett That’s a Kristi joke… I’ve been retelling it ever since she had me rolling after hearing it. I am so happy that I’m passed transferring my anger about my own screw ups onto her and blocking my ability to love her again (not in a creepy way… just friendly-like)about an hour ago · ·
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Joe Winett When you start to hate someone you love for whatever reason then you’re hating someone new and you’re losing someone you love (because of the noise) so then you’re experiencing hate and grief of loss… and that sucks… and it makes you hate yourself for doing it to yourself, which you transfer all to her, causing you to see less of that love you have, and losing her more.
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Joe Winett She’s one of the coolest people I’ve ever known. She has problems, I have problems, we all have problems, but I remember why I love her, and she’s cool.
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Joe Winett She’s cool whether I love her or not and I can love her without her being here. I can love her, and I have the same feeling, whether I know she knows or not. It doesn’t matter.
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Joe Winett Some of you make fun of people who love imaginary friends, but does it really matter if that Friend writes you a personal Thank You note or not? Some of us look, and we find our notes. I bet they’re written all the time. They’re really in English. And God doesn’t really have hands. So, interpretation is King.
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Joe Winett I carry my wallet whenever I walk around. So I can bribe my way out of trouble. Oh wait, I’m broke. So I can bluff my way out of trouble. “You don’t want me to open my wallet, do you?”
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Joe Winett I’m going to sleep tonight. I swear. I swear I’m okay. I’m having fun right now, but I’m okay. 🙂
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Joe WinettSo you might ask, Joe (you call me Joe), why don’t you like to take stimulants? Is it because you used to use methamphetamine? No… haha It’s because I don’t like to get any more wound up than I am naturally when I’m already wound up naturally. I did drink coffee earlier and I don’t regret it… but I don’t know if those stimulants in the nose stuff will add to my wound up feeling or not… I don’t feel awful being stopped up anyway. I’ll just deal. I do not smoke because I’m not a smoker. My bathroom and toilet are both clean. I want to work the word shit in here for shock factor, but I don’t think it’s appropriate.
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Joe Winett That how I absolutely know I will not buy cigarettes. I never want to decide to smoke another cigarette. If I smoke another cigarette, it will be because I decided to do it. And doing so would be going against my wants.
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Joe Winett I’m going to take three diphenhydramine HCL 25 mg (what’s that Dee Wiley-Dixon ?!?!) later to sleep.
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Joe Winett It’s 6:18!!! YES !!! THANK GOD. The first time in a long time I’ve looked at the clock and it’s 6 FRICKEN 18 PM
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Joe Winett LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE· · · Share · Edit · 33 minutes ago
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Joe Winett Wait, 2 time 12 is 24, but so is 2 time 012. That’s 024. Which is like a day, give or take.
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Joe Winett Joe Winett does not take credit Joe Winnet does not hold the copyright to this stuff.
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Joe Winett I’m not a smart man. I have scabs all over my arm because my cat is beating up on me.
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Joe Winett Almost everything you see read hear and think was written from the perspective of God.
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Joe Winett He’s been in every situation, held every perspective, holds all the keys, tucks your television in at night, burps your baby, and loves your dog.
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Joe Winett Why did I write almost? Everything was and is written and will be written from the perspective of God.
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Joe Winett See, it’s not possible for us to completely describe that thing we call God, so the word God can never be correct, it’s always used in vane, so don’t sweat it.
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Joe Winett An artery is leading away from your heart, to a specific place in the body. A vein is leading back to your heart, a juncture to the whole body.
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Joe Winett If you’re injecting chemicals into your body, then learn how to do it properly. Whether or not you’re right in doing it is a discussion you should have with your <insert your name here> but <your name here> should know what <your name> is doing along the way.
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Joe Winett So, in other words, Meat, if you inject a drug that you want to reach your brain into an artery leading to your left foot, then the drug goes to your left foot and makes your left foot hurt somewhat while it works and burns and kills craps along the way back into the blood to get to your heart and your brain where it was going in the first place.
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Joe Winett So, see, perhaps injecting something was a bad plan (God doesn’t plan), but it’s good if you plan on sending the stuff to your brain quicker than your foot.
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Joe Winett That better be right because I’m not thinking it again. Wait. Damn. What? Damn what? Damn, What!??!?!
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