Don’t think, Meat.

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In the movie, Bull Durham, Crash Davis tells the younger pitcher, whom he calls Meat, “You just got lesson number one: don’t think; it can only hurt the ball club.”

You might think all the breathing through the eyelids and talk of metaphysical psychosexual baseball training is mumbo jumbo, but the message is about God’s relationship with us.

Or, you could say it’s our relationship with our body.

Or, us, as the observers’, relationship with our animal.

The more you think with your meat the less you’ll get right.

I trust my ass to get me into situations, not out of them.

Don’t think, just pitch, Meat.