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Dear Amazon Associate, We have just sent payments to other people.
So, Amazon is telling me that they sent money to people, but I’m not one of them, and that they have credited my previous balance of $0 to my account for a future payment. This is what happens when you…
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New edit of my story: Adam Woke Up
“His Father’s anger exploded from somewhere else, from outside of the house, from beyond their lives. It was cosmic and terrible. Suddenly there were not things, there was not light, there was only rage. Adam couldn’t see anything; he could…
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Dream Buzzkilling
This is not Joe Winett’s arm. Why do I have to be Mister Fact Checker when I’m dreaming? I wake up a lot. I rarely sleep more than two hours without waking up — usually it’s about an hour and…
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Simon Says: Psychosis! @SiSaysPSYCHOSIS
I only watched two minutes and forty-five seconds of this film. Seems accurate enough for me. ** I did watch the rest: I liked the guy saying at the end that it was important for him not to look at…
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Beer is the 2nd Color of Consciousness? Alan Watts
You witness the shutdown from bedroom mode to office mode in this video. Oh, and the timeless wisdom of Alan Watts.
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May 23rd, 2023
So yeh. WordPress again. I’m as excited as you are.
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Free-Range Socks!
Anybody else play the match game? #freerange #socks TeddyBear.com #Exclusive #FreeRange #Socks
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Back & Bald
What happened to my hair? My domain name expired on the 21st. Today, I was able to renew it because a kind soul licensed Karen’s Power Tools, Free Software Utility Programs for Windows. Thanks! Love, Joe
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69 + 100 Subscribers Using SCIENCE!
Using SCIENCE! on the #youtubealgorithm in an unauthorized study for Tech News @InternetTodayTV. (kidding)
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A Trip to the Moon w/ Cindy and Richard, I mean, Bob
When I was little, I wanted to be a moon astronaut. It was because of this audio book. I don’t have the physical media any more, just the program I wrote that pages the book for me. I threw away…
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Karenโs QR Code Talker (testing)
Iโve been working on a QR code generator program to add to Karen Kenworthyโs suite of free programs for Windows. Hereโs a test.
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I opened the door to find this rainbow in the front yard.
So, I rolled tape.
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Wasp Feeds Babies Just Like A Bird Feeds Chicks ๐ Jerri the Mighty Porch Wasp
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Joe Doesnโt Suck Much At Guitar
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They’ll Never Break Me, Mom
Cathryn Link Sparks (May 28, 1949 – June 18, 2004) Also pictured: Jordyn Diane Winett (alive)
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Aaronson Oracle knows your moves
JavaScript Break Youlike Russian break Apollo50% or Worse 25% Best by Joe(will break you) Scott Aaronson challenged his StudentsOracle Scored 70% to 80% Prediction Rates Then, we found one student that the program predicted exactly 50% of the time. We asked…
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Fireworks Spark New Hope at Bryan Ranch
Pictures! This isn’t balanced but I’m uploading in the middle of the night so Stephanie can see a few
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Take Me As I Am ๐ค
I just may be the lunatic you’re looking for.
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The Wasp and the 50th President of the United States went “viral” on the YouTube
Getting more than 20 views on a regular video I make is rare. This video has blown up because it’s being suggested on people’s YouTube home page. It’s probably the rather than me talking about striving towards being the 50th…
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Live Streamed for 8:16 Karenware’s Low Bandwidth Sunday Morning
As you know, I was born on 6-18 in the 816 area code.
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Calling 877-37-TEDDY So You Don’t Have To
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Kung Slow Joe
Cast me in the sequel to Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon: Return From The Mist
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Star Wars v Star Trek
We know the difference. Do you?
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Naked Hair: The Jimi Hendrix Experience
#adhd
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EGG FLIPPING ๐ Frying Pan Omelette Flip the Wrong Way
At TeddyBear.com, we like to say you can trust us to make your sandwich.
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Duck Savior Killed By Car ๐ฅ
Teens witness kindness and tragedy in the street. “Even though I didn’t know him at all, I could tell he was a good person.” Was this another case of no good deed goes unpunished?
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Why Are Schools Getting Worse?
A friend just asked me to think about this question. So, I’m thinking. What do you think?
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“Big Bang Cosmology isn’t science,” says Scientists
“It seems likely that redshift may not be due to an expanding Universe, and much of the speculations on the structure of the universe may require re-examination.” – Edwin Hubble, PASP, 1947 “The evidence that many objects previously believed to…
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Chris Langan part 3
Spend some time reading his paper, then let’s discuss. It’s cool, I’ll wait. http://megafoundation.org/CTMU/Articles/Langan_CTMU_092902.pdf From Page 50: “The CTMU has a meta-Darwinian message: the universe evolves by hological self-replication and self-selection. Furthermore, because the universe is natural, its self-selection amounts…
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Happy Birthday, Jordyn
21 years. Yay. It’s 4:18pm now… just a couple more hours, and that will make 21 years. ฯ I found worlds dustiest ladybug pic.twitter.com/8RjC8UxYor โ Bomb Voyage (@jordynmccool) November 16, 2017 My aesthetic pic.twitter.com/S7zyRjmHxK โ Bomb Voyage (@jordynmccool) July 29,…
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RON HATCH: Relativity in the Light of GPS | EU 2013
Category: I told you so. Perhaps you’ve already heard that GPS, by the very fact that it WORKS, confirms Einstein’s relativity; also that Black Holes must be real. But these are little more than popular fictions, according to the distinguished…
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Wal Thornhill
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Banned TED Talk: The Science Delusion – Rupert Sheldrake at TEDx Whitech…
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No Black Holes, Infinities, Dark Matter, Nor Relativity
Dick Cheney bought into Relativity.Don’t be like Dick. Yes, the atomic clock in orbit runs slower than the same model of clock running at sea level. Time is the same both places, but the clocks run slower up there. Did…
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I found the blog title hilarious. Is there a meaning behind it?
> I found the blog title hilarious. Thanks. ๐ > Is there a meaning behind it? There is. What do you think? https://youtu.be/VRKvvxku5So?t=20m22s The first thing about vision that isn’t explained is that fact you’re conscious of what…
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Playing this Tiny Guitar in a Princess’ Room
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Thermal Motion and Current
Essential Guide to the EU โ Chapter 6 Currents, Filaments and Pinches Bob Johnson – Jim Johnson December 6, 2011essential guide to the eu Planetary nebulas often exhibit characteristic bi-polar symmetries with a centered plasma pinch, polar jets, and an equatorial torus.…
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Animals of Bethel Acres
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Rupert Sheldrake vs. Richard Dawkins on Psychic Skepticism
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Excerpt from “Selling: The Proud Profession” – Zig Ziglar (c)1976
“…[President] Theodore Roosevelt, he sent the [Great] White Fleet around the world. And he was saying to the world, ‘Look world, we’re not gonna be a power, we are a power.’ And he came back and uttered one of the…
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Big Bowl of Sauerkraut, Every Single Morning!!!
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The Universe is Not Between Your Ears
The Universe is Not Between My Ears, Anyway The Universe is between my head and your head, between my eyes and your eyes, between here and there; that is, the Universe is between Me and You.
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Multitracking and the Making of “Tomorrow Never Knows” from PBS Soundbre…
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This just made my morning!!! Rockwell Retro Encabulator
You Must Watch “Instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, itโs produced by the modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive diractance.”
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The Move Has Begun
My stuff is getting out of Greg’s office. ๐
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Homebrew Tech: Time Delayed Door Alarm
Planning to build this to notify thekids they’ve left the door open (again). From Time Delayed Door Alarm on Homebrew Technology, a blog by Chris Handwerker [KB1WKI] My cat likes to open the front door if we don’t latch it properly, which…
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Bad
Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad
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MENSA Peace
Last year I took a MENSA entrance exam because I was lonely. And then I felt bad about the whole organization because it might be about “Hey! We’re smarty pants!” and I shouldn’t enable that sort of thing. I tried…
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Social Ups and Downs: I’ve fallen in love with Shawnee, Oklahoma
Downs.OhOhI’mOh, The Downs. at Denny’s. The line above is a mistake caused by me not understanding the focus scrolling on my Android phone while I was attempting to add the “down side” part of tonight’s story. I wrote the text…
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Bean, Your Sweet Little Voice Rings in my Ears
I still think of you, often. Not too often, yet not enough. At least, I never refrain. I’m never sated, so I’ll never abstain. I’m not ashamed of my feelings. Your sweet little voice still rings in my ears. You’re…
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Open New or Activate Existing Flex Window in Adobe AIR Application by Searching WindowedSystemManager for nativeApplication.openedWindows
You have an Adobe AIR native application and you want to activate a Window for a particular mxml class if it exists or open a new one if it does not, right? For example: If you have a configuration dialog…
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Happy Birthday, Jordyn!
Happy birthday! I hope you’re having a great day, today. Last night, I hatched a plan to buy you a gift and hang out at the mall during lunchtime hoping that you would eat there today. Then I upgraded the…
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Born on the Unix Epoch
Screenshot from: http://www.epochconverter.com/ Probably the only birth date and time cooler than yours and mine would be to be born on New Year’s Eve, 1969, at 6pm (in the Central timezone) or whenever the date and time would make you born…
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Nacho Must Be Serviced Every 30 Minutes
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Response from Barrister Walker
Sarah Connor’s attorney contacted me to complete the transaction. In case you’re just joining us, Mrs. Sarah Walker is dying. Her husband, an oil merchant and businessman, has passed, leaving his great fortune to his wife, but she’s not going…
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Net Neutrality – FCC Should Classify ISPs as Common Carriers
Much has been said recently about net neutrality — the principle that an internet service provider must deliver the content you request without preference, making it illegal for them to require a toll from upstream content providers to deliver content…
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Barrister Franklin Walker Identity Confirmed
We return now with an email that was just received from Barrister Walker. This was his response to my request for his physical address. These are the other posts on this mission: http://abighairyspider.blogspot.com/2014/05/bryan-connor-foundation-for-widows.html http://abighairyspider.blogspot.com/2014/05/response-from-sarah-connor.html http://abighairyspider.blogspot.com/2014/05/response-from-barrister-walker.html
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Spider-Man has Family
Dearest Spidey, You have a large family. They always ask me about you. I tell them that I hear you and Robin are happy and healthy. I read that my letter had violated your boundaries, in the opinion of The…
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Penny!
I know two lovely ladies named Penny. Tim Posey, where are you?
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House!!!
Lordy, even House. I haven’t really watched television for the last six years. I don’t even own a television. But, I have Netflix. I don’t mind starting a sentence with a conjunction. I have recently been war-gaming in my head…
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Human Breast Milk Creamer
A male patient unexplainably starts lactating. House pours the sample into his coffee. House Season 6 Episode 20
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Happy 13th Birthday, Joshua!
Happy Birthday, Joshua! I’m so very proud of you!! I can’t wait to meet you. I hear from your grandpa and grandma that you’re happy, healthy, and talented. I was told that you scored “superior” on your drum solo…
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Andrew Klavan: Why Democrats Call You Racist | Truth Revolt
Andrew Klavan: Why Democrats Call You Racist | Truth Revolt
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Diet of Beer and Steak, circa 2004
Yes, I’m actually going to post this here. No, it doesn’t help my situation. My fall-2004 diet of steak and beer and antidepressants really paid off when I made it to like 198 lbs… which I called 200. My monthly,…
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Joe Instructions
Dear Joe, 1. Paint something. Acrylic, oil, whatever. Sorry, no water colors. 2. Take your medicine. Feel better, don’t ya? It had been five years since you were on medication. You don’t remember any of them working so well. This…
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QuakeLive: I think I’m done.
99% of the time I’ve spent playing computer games since Quake was released in 1996 has been Quake, Quake 2, Quake 3 Area, Quake 4, or (now days) QuakeLive. I think I’m done. About QuakeLive Record: * Spend like 1500…
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Getting Paid by Google AdSense, Yo!
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Brady Street in Tulsa Renamed!! Now named: “Brady Street”
No, you didn’t read that wrong. Tulsa renamed a street named for one Brady to another Brady. The whole story: http://workingdream.blogspot.com/2013/08/whats-in-street-name.html What’s in a (street) name?by Rich Lohman
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Fixing Zingo
Zingo said she knows how guys like to fix things, but this cannot be fixed. I say that the challenge of gravity isn’t the falling, but the landing. Love you, Scrambled Eggs.
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Zingo Calm
How is it that I experience the previously mentioned calmness laying next to Zingo? Scrambled Eggs as chaotic as they come… Yet peace.
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End of Winter
I’m sitting here at the end of my winter season, my internal winter. Outside, it’s still summer, but fall is on the way and the fall is my favorite time of year. I stopped writing because I didn’t like to…
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Facebook’s Object Debugger for OpenGraph Tags
Have you noticed that some links shared on Facebook end up displaying a pretty and informative preview and other generate a confusing mess of unrelated title, description, and image? Facebook invented and supports OpenGraph meta tags which you can put…
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Dear Kristi Number One
There is no dispute. We have not had a discussion, or traded any form of communication for nearly eight years. You are the mother of my children, were my high school sweetheart, have been inspirational in the forming of business,…
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Control
I read or heard somewhere that people frequently are unhappy to the extent that they do not feel that they are in control of their own lives. I acknowledge that I’m unhappy because I’m in complete control of my life.…
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Of course, it get’s old.
Of course, this gets old for me. You don’t have to read it, but apparently I have to write it.
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Completion Satisfaction
Yesterday I heard Tater Salad, Ron White, telling a story about his friend, Dr. Phil (is he a doctor?). He asked “Doc” for some advice for his son about building self esteem and confidence and Phil’s advice was that he…
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Jordyn Please Email With Me
Jordyn, my baby, the little bubble of a girl whom I fathered intensely for as long as I could, you know we had fun making guacamole. We will instantly be friends. Please contact me. You can’t write anything wrongly and…
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Nacho Kitty Got My Phone
A picture like this might make you wonder. Some would wonder why someone would post a picture like this. Does this become noise? Is this another fatiguing message from Planet Joe? I haven’t written many blog things because I’ve been…
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Lunchtime: Random Update
Rather than watch or read over lunch, I thought I would write the following. Nacho Kitty.I have a cat. She thinks she gets some of my lunch. She’s probably gotten that impression because she is usually presented with some of…
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Pink Moon’s Going to Get Us All
Credit: Mckay68 One of my favorite people blogged: “I’m kind of a pain in my own ass at the moment. If anyone understands the true purpose of a blog, I would be happy to hear what it is.… “In these…
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2014? Meh.
Goals for 2014: 1. Another haircut — this time, make it count.2. Dish soap.3. Do better job of acting like I’m not whining inside.4. Figure out some way, some how, to have fun. I do lots of things that don’t…
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Bang a Gong
I worked at KMYZ (Z104.5) in Tulsa in the 80’s. That’s back when we played vinyl (aka records). Behind the broadcasting desk was a wall of bookcases of albums. If you were a smart DJ, then you pulled all your…
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At 6:29
At 6:29 this morning, Nacho woke me up. Today is Monday. Monday is a workday. Awake + Morning + Workday == $ ??? It’s no guarantee that being awake in the morning on a workday will lead me to earning money, but…
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I Spent Last Weekend Teaching Programming In My Underwear
It’s almost 7am on April 28 — That would be the first workday of the first week of the first day that I’m keeping track of me trying to live better by boring you with the details. I have made…
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Jordyn Letter
[UPDATE 4/29/2014 – I removed my daughter’s full name from this post.] My recent attempts at interaction have failed. ๐ But, you did favorite a tweet I wrote about you (and I cried) and then you blocked that account (and…
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Hammer to Beisly
Hammer went to live with Kim Beisly This has been in the drafts section of my blog since Aug 2013. Hammer has been around since then. He doesn’t live with Kim, but with another friend. And, I understand, his jacket…
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And then someone died.
Here is a good post about the Discovery Channel’s reality television programming quality in decline. http://workingdream.blogspot.com/2014/04/lament-of-former-deadliest-catch-fan.html I loved the early seasons of Deadliest Catch — but I watched them one after another on Netflix. And when I was like half…
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Medication!
It’s 9:24am. Recently, I decided the morning is a better time to take medication than the evening. The pill on the left is Loratadine (Claratin). The pill on the right is 100mg of Sertraline (Zoloft). That concludes my medication for…
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Nicotine Update
I have switched (again) to vapor. Have not burned tobacco in my face for more than a month now. I notice myself looking for this thing less often, too. What is that thing? It is the iTaste MVP that I…
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Dripping Always Fascinates
It’s funny that Nacho Kitty is usually fascinated by the dripping from the shower head. Should it be? We’re fascinated by water falls. We say something like, “You don’t see something like that everyday!” and go on with our lives.…
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Microwave Mac and Cheese: Avoid Rookie Mistakes
The thing to do is work fast, while the water is hot. Don’t start blogging before it’s ready. The issue with creativity and tools is that tools get in the way of creativity. That’s why television shows are written by…
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Critique of da’Joe
I’ve often said that I don’t like to read my own blog because I don’t like the way I’ve written things. I think it would be a good exercise for me to go back through and critique this stuff (for…
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And, the 9pm Wrap-Up Show
Wow, today has been a flurry of blogging, hasn’t it? I’ve accomplished quite a lot today, I think. I know that what I think about what I’m doing is actually most important, because it’s what I think that gets me out of…
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Jordyn Update: Name Removed
I recently made a post including my daughter’s full name so she would find it when she searches Google for her own name… And, it was the first thing on a Google search. I’ve removed her full name because she…
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Discussion About Abuse
The discussion is actually in the comments. You’d have to visit the post on Facebook, but it’s public. https://www.facebook.com/winett/posts/10203784192344753 Post by Joe Winett.
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If you love someone, you want her to be happy…
If you love someone, you want her to be happy; with or without you. That’s true love whether you like or not.โ Kirk Diedrich (@KirkDiedrich) April 30, 2014 And, I do. I really do.
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Zombie Kit – Fargo
What you need is a zombie kit. “What’s that?” A zombie kit. It’s got a shotgun, machete, some Bactine. It’s a side business. I make up these knapsacks for the zombie apocalypse. You know, in case the undead come back…
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Adoption: Deep Regret
Even if the adoption was best for Jordyn and Joshua, I deeply regret my decision to allow it. I never imagined that I would be forever blocked by Kristi to have any contact with my children. I sincerely thought everything…
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Suck it up!
Steve (on the television show, Legit) is sad because he had to wait three weeks to see his daughter after her birthday because she and his ex moved out of state, and his gift, a coat, is way too small…