I was born to a couple in Kansas City, Missouri, in the summer.  A few months later, they moved to Herington, Kansas so dad could work at his parents’ clothing factory.  This is one of the letters mom wrote home…

I was moved by the following letter. (click to enlarge) I am going to reply, that was to be the gag, but I just noticed I don’t know if I’m writing to Mrs. Patricia or Mrs. Rebecca Connor. I think…

I am obnoxiously copying this comment made by Mark Barbee (the bearded one) to a blog post,  Nobody cares about Windows anymore You can see the original posting here:  http://sacredsilicon.wordpress.com/2014/01/05/nobody-cares-about-windows-anymore/ Mark – KF5HYC | February 4, 2014 at 3:18 AM I find it…

This concerns the moving letter I received the other day from Sarah Connor concerning her husband’s money which is tied up in an Asian bank, doing no one any good. The first post of this series:http://abighairyspider.blogspot.com/2014/05/bryan-connor-foundation-for-widows.html And, my response: (click…

I’m glad that I did some work today. I’m excited that I have the opportunity tomorrow to write a simple application with which my client can start making immediately. I’m really better at short term projects like that. Obviously, the…

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God exists. Nobody knows everything.

The very issue, that I appear to have some skill, causes a vacuum that makes some people not want to have anything to do with me… If they’re living on a skill — which is work — the skill of…

I had a vision about Bean in October that boiled down to being an indication that Bean was a distraction, a temptation to leave my mission.  I’ve had others.  I’ll have more.  I pledged myself to what I’m doing and…

Reposted from: 19 Sequentially Numbered Million Dollar Balls Handed Out at NightTrips OKC on Thu Mar 7, 13 Tonight’s project was to hand out nineteen (19) Million Dollar Ball dollars!They are Series 2009 from the Federal Reserve Bank in Dallas,…

Beans and needs are the splenfo. Wow, I have magic hands. I have no idea what splenfo is. Wat. I’m ok.  🙂

The good guys always win.  They always did, always will.  🙂  Grow a pair.

Lie is about pouring everything out and putting it back in. The joy is in the pouring and the putting back, as much as the having or not. We cool? WE Are.

The choice was always yours, Dear Boy. You chose the Red Pill and I’m not disappointed that you did.  I knew you would.  I did, and I always will, as you did.  As others will.  As others have. We are…

Listen to your voices. Listen to your daemons. Your daemons are demons as everything is just the same. We are all One. I love you, I really do. My voices know things I cannot have known, but I did know.…

Everything I do, surely, has a reason, and it would be impossible for me personally to know the reason. Lots of what I do, I don’t know why, but it’s always been for the best — struggling to make or…

I love bitches. You had such a strong, negative reaction to Stephanie… It was more than jealously, it was poison spewed from your hateful heart. Repent, repent, and play for God, but please don’t tip your hand. SPOILERS!! THIS IS…

All due respect, Bixby Boys rule shit, not Tulsa. [THIS IS JUST A FRIENDLY RIBBING] Like ·  · Promote · Share Joe Winett They’re sweet because they’re in your house and that’s cool. I haven’t gone out of my way to be mean, I’m just drawn…

There’s a reason I don’t read this blog: It’s uncomfortable for me to today consider the ramifications of what I said yesterday and tomorrow I won’t like what I just wrote. However: Every time I’ve made the decision to change…

So good to meet you. Thanks for the referral of the movie, The Way of the Gun You’re more special than you remember. Believe in whatever you want and you shall have it.

PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY Nice ROCK! AND NOW I KNOW WHY MY PHONE WAS STOLEN AND WHY MY OWN COUSIN DISTRACTED ME FROM THAT FACT, PUTTING ME THROUGH THE SAME NONSENSE THAT ANYONE ELSE HAS TO GO THROUGH TO GET HIS STOLEN…

“God” showed me… I started to write a post saying that I’ve been saying some crazy (wonderful) things to people… Oh, never mind. I always meet the people I’m supposed to meet.  And, sometimes, the places are empty… without guys..…

I can’t change the past, but I can certainly be a resource for you in the future. This is a picture of my penny bank.  My Grandma Winett kept it for me at her house in Kansas City.  She had…

March 2013 I know since April 30th I’ve been a grouchy dickhead.  Luckily, every time around the wheel, things get a little better. Julie needs a floral career.   She has experience owning a shop.  Right now she’s waiting tables.…

Memorial Day, I guess, just has to be traumatic or dramatic or whatever. My employer needs work done and I just barely do enough to keep from being discarded, I think.  He needs stuff done, I’ve needed to work, but…

Fricken fracken flippin flounder fudpucker ricken bocker mother piss bucket jazzy jam jam flippin reiterative fracken fricken flip-top safety seal burp the lid twice. Here’s how it goes: Every too often I stop doing anything in an attempt to frack…

Was sure a week ago that everything was hopeless and was making moves to make it stay that way… and, the didn’t stay that way, so… looks like I have to continue on rebuilding a life again. My grandmother offered…

I’ve been living mostly on rice for the past few weeks because I didn’t work enough to buy much else to eat at home. I actually love rice. I also love vanilla.  There is a misconception that vanilla is plain…

‘Nuff said about that float trip. The floor has been somewhat infested by fleas.  They need to die.

I have so much in my head, sometimes I think the best way to live life is to spin it all around really fast and see what squirts out. I am not insane because I do not do the same…

Good morning, Roy… I woke up for a taste of water… Staying at my dad and step-mom’s in Jenks (USA)… Having graduated from Union, feels a little like being behind enemy lines… What time should I come calling this morning?…

You don’t have demons. 🙂 I Did.

Have discontinued self medication with dxm to switch to self medication with 5-HTP. Otherwise, serotonin syndrome could cause much unhappy face.

Recapitulation of Red Wheel by Joe Winett(hack, yuck) I can see where the idea of producing more serotonin in the liver isn’t quite as cool as just keeping the brain from taking back up what’s already there. First day of…

Gigi De Leon in “Attempting Screed” – Andromeda, Season 5  This actress reminded me of Danielle. Yes, Danielle is a real person. She had long, red hair the last time I saw her. She’d had long, red hair every time…

Yellow Number Five-flavored Banana Drink Danielle Called Me! I mailed a letter to Danielle on Saturday and she called me this evening, the very next Monday. Reference: THE UNIVERSE IS BETWEEN YOUR EARS: Danielle, Duchess of Tulsa I haven’t seen Danielle…

By Nuttakit (click here for source) I was looking through Google for an image of a woman sitting on a bench, like at a bus stop, at night, with a stylish street lamp nearby, but this picture of a couple…

Currently DXM and nicotine free. Depression? 5-HTP? Still taking it, but jury still out.

The verdict in our system is always supposed to be about the evidence: proof beyond a shadow of a doubt. The verdict says nothing about the value of the life of the accused or the victim. Did OJ’s acquittal mean…

What’s not to love?

All You Need Is Love by The Beatles Always Sounded Like a Communist Manifesto to Me It seems to say that you’re not special, but that’s okay, you only need to be you and do some loving. Q: There’s nothing…

DXM: Not. Am I happy about this lack of dxm in my life?  Not really. Nicotine: Not. Alcohol: Much more.  Daily use. Bummed bummed bummed. Fantasized about buying a shotgun today and killing myself in a Walmart parking lot.  No…

Moving won’t help me. Making more money won’t help me. Love won’t help me. Hate won’t help me. Peace won’t help me. Confusion won’t help me. I’m not capable of having fun. So what to do? I’m sick of being…

After July, it looks like I came within 13 cents of finally earning $100 on my six year mission to receive a check from Google Adsense. They don’t send you any money until it’s at least $100 which is the…

Please let me see my babies. This is horrible.

I am. Not the

I am going back to the original mission of making everything around me better, at least no worse.  I will clean where there is to be cleaned and I will improve electronics where I see fit.  This is my mission…

My daughter, Jordyn, and my mother, Cathe Winett.

I have been told… …that you told your mother… …that it would make you uncomfortable if I came to see your performance in Cats. So, I did not. I sent you a copy of Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (et…

I’m happy to announce that my brain had been extremely sharp and speedy lately and I have not been addled by depression in quite a number of days. Frankly, things have been going terrifically and I have a reasonable expectation…

Now she’s moving into the Universe, drifting this way and that… Dear Samantha, Like was told to me recently, “Cheer up, Pumpkin!” (bean.) FRACK I wish I hadn’t brought the bean to mind again.  Six more weeks!!  Dang it.  It’s…

(not the originally blogged image) Whatever  🙂 Look!!! I made Google pay good money  to save some of itself. “Something for <name>” doesn’t refer to looking for a gift.  I refers to looking for an image to put here. But…

Another stellar day.. Watched kids, drank beer, closely lost two games of billiards, now finishing up with French toast. So lucky to be me.

It’s been another one of these weeks I really like. Anyway, the love thing. Yes, it’s the elephant in the room. I do love you.  Ok.    Fine. You’re like so awesome.   My own sense of humor is based…

Joe Winett 3 hours ago near Shawnee Today, I told the story of how I would be thirsty on the bus, coming home from school. It was hot. And I would walk into the house. And I wouldn’t get a drink. And…

I bet you think this song is about you.  But, it’s not. 🙂 I wrote a while back that the more someone is themselves, and acts like themselves, the more some people will love them and some people will dislike…

I sincerely Apologize.  Everything has a reason, even the bad things, and the Bad One. Since everything is just One thing, to judge another is to judge Yourself. And we are hardest on Ourselves. Thank God! I know I can…

Joe Winett I want to see you, I think it’s clear we don’t end up together this time around. BUT, WE’RE ALL TOGETHER ANYWAY, RIGHT!?!?! I love you, as I love everyone, and me personally, I think I’ve learned to…

Yes.

Imagine a woman so sweet that her ex-boyfriends are still her friends.   Frankly, she’s been more loyal and helpful to me, even when I was being a jerk, than either of my wives on paper.  She was woman enough…

This movie, Being Flynn (2012), has upset me. Nicholas Flynn never knew his father, an ex-con who always described himself as an excellent writer. In the midst of being lost in his own life, Nicholas takes a job at a…

When I tried to walk to Stillwater, I got very thirsty. I stopped at a couple of houses, but no one would come to the door. So I walked a little farther, up a hill, to where a canopy trees…

Joe Winett And the deletes are done. 5,443,938 records.  I guess one delete failed and it failed between midnight and this morning beccause I did the math and it was supposed to be ..7.. hmm  I’m not going to freak…

You’ve probably heard the saying, “We’ve already passed the Rubicon.”  It means passing the point of no return. Do you know where we got that saying? The Rubicon is a river in Italy. When Julius Caesar took his army past…

Going for green in 2013! I’m going to use the ordered list for this.  Get ready. Item number 1.  A. Use ordered list. (b) II I’ve been singing along with music onto video of me driving around central Oklahoma and…

This Hawaiian Kona Coffee is easily the best coffee grown on Earth. Although rare, you’ve possibly tasted coffee blends called “Kona” that are 25% Kona, but what you’ve tasted doesn’t even compare to enjoying a cup, or pot, or six…

I just had the image that we’re all, right now, playing Quake.. We’re enjoying animal bodies. I’ve paid very close attention to my brain for a long time, and I’ve taken account of what faculties are managed by the brain…

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http://deadspin.com/5941348/they-wont-magically-turn-you-into-a-lustful-cockmonster-chris-kluwe-explains-gay-marriage-to-the-politician-who-is-offended-by-an-nfl-player-supporting-it Baltimore Ravens linebacker Brendon Ayanbadejo has spoken out in favor of a Maryland ballot initiative that would legalize gay marriage. Yahoo has published a letter that Maryland state delegate Emmett C. Burns Jr. wrote last week to Ravens owner Steve Bisciotti,…

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This black and while patrol car has an overhead valve V8 engine… Dear NBC Universal: Sorry if this is uncool.  I’m going to tell people that they can see every episode of Adam 12 right now on Netflix.

It’s so very cool to have seen your 5′ 10″ self here tonight. You’d never believe how much you’ve improved my life by just being you. Peace to you, young woman. Update: Her name is Allison…and she told me that…

http://www.andymaxfield.com/ Andy died because he took too much of a mixed cold remedy.  Those other things will kill you, including the “Tylenol.” I can imagine how it happens: Kids take a cold remedy and they think it feels “neat,” so…

A tornado went through Stillwater on May 15th, 1990. This was my apartment (ground floor). This is my car in 1992 in Arizona.  I was on my way to see #1. This is my brother and I in May, 1993.…

This is one of my most prized possessions.

Inspiring Words of Wisdom: Yourself: “To find yourself, think for yourself.”  – Socrates –

Probably my favorite song. Talking Heads – This Must Be The Place (Naive Melody) I’m just an animal looking for a homeShare the same space for a minute or twoAnd you love me till my heart stopsLove me till i’m…

..and I’m up, after just a couple hours of sleep. I’m going to work on this video I was making for the song, Don’t Worry About the Government.  The copyright holder rejected it from YouTube last time around, but I…

Hope you’re having a nice day.

In a dream I was skating around an ice rink, in a prison.  The rink was huge, and the ice was dark and translucent.  It was like skating around a dark lake.

One day, out of the blue,you asked me to wear this,hold that, and hang a microphone around my neck.You thought it was so funny.  🙂 I read my post from last year and it looks like I thought I was writing to a…

Remember the red and blue stuff? For some reason, the set designers for Star Trek: The Next Generation thought big containers of red and blue stuff made sense for the sick bay.

I’m looking forward to the day I don’t remember why I posted this. I’m retiring the sad rose.

#1 — Please email with me.

In the past, I’ve written a summary of some years when they ended.  This time, I’m not going to do that. This year I’m working for MightyPages in Yukon, Oklahoma, and I still have responsibilities with National Cash Lenders near…

In the course of our daily lives, we’ve been taught, and it’s great practice, to lean towards the most common denominator of behavior, which is usually right around or within local norms and customs. But, my dear babies, with regard…

https://github.com/xaxxon/JoeDesktop No, that’s not my joeDesktop on github.

Everyone likes to read a story. I’d like you to pay me to tell you a story. For decades (literally) I have been considering the best way to tell a story.  And make money from the telling of the story.…

Joe Winett Suddenly I’m rethinking using Flash for stuff… I hate to jump ship, because I love Flash/Actionscript, but the idea of authoring over and over once for PC and then for mobile/HTML5 bothers me. The question would be —…

Everything concerning time and memories mixes together in my brain… which some would call a problem, but it’s great for making stories even more tasty because of the extra cheese.  This isn’t exactly a secret bag from the hammers. I…

I friend of mine who edits a collaborative blog ran into a problem recently. A number of people contribute to the blog posting.  All of the contributors were authorized as admins for the site instead of a mix of contributors…

This was originally entitled, “There Was No Creator of the Universe,” but that seems open to interpretation. A kid’s universe is pretty small, but seems like enough, your idea of the universe might be everything you see in the sky…